Is this chick serious with these feminist underwears?

Most ridiculous shit ever.

First off this broad can't actually be serious with this shit. What is the point of these underwears? Oh sure babe I wont rape you cause of your pink underwear that has a retarded fucking slogan on it. For sure not. Is it to remind a chick to tell a guy that she must consent to the sex before it happens. Because I hope for fucks sake thats not the reason. Listen I'm obviously not condoning rape in any way what so ever. Those fuckers should rot in jail just like murders. But these underwears are ABSURD. If anyone spends actual money on these is a certified slow person.

P.s- The "You mustache for consent" pair is absolute ring around the rosey fire flames.

Knicks in talks to acquire Kyle Lowry

2 words to the Knicks. DO IT. 

That's it, no question here. If you gotta move Shump and Felton, or Hardaway and Felton you do it. Hope it doesn't cost the Knicks a pick but at this point we'll be moving our 2020 picks so we'll worry about that when we cross that path. Lowry is averaging 14,6,3 and under 2 turn overs a game. This is really a no brainer for the Knicks organization, who specializes in doing things with no brains.

Breaking News: The Mets just got a whole lot.......FATTER

Watch out Atlanta! We're coming for you....in all the eating contests in America! The New York Mets just signed Bartolo Colon to a 2 year 20 million dollar deal.

No one will out eat us, no one will out weigh us, NO ONE WILL OUT FAT US! WE ARE HUNGRY TO EAT AND HUNGRY TO WIN!

In all seriousness, Colon had a stunning 2013 going 18-6 with a 2.65 ERA and 117 strikeouts. If he's anywhere close to that production, and doesn't eat himself whole one night when he's bored then we have got ourselves a nice stop gap (eh....pun intended) until Matt Harvey returns. And, even better, if we still have enough money for Stephen Drew and get Stephen Drew it will be a very successful off season and winter meetings!

Now let's go eat a damn snack!

Last 16 of the Uefa Champions League

With match day 6 officially being wrapped up today we have the final 16 teams vying for European soccer's biggest prize, the Uefa Champions League.

Group A winners are Manchester United (ENG) with Bayer Leverkusen (GER) coming in 2nd.
Group B winners are Real Madrid (SPA) with Galatasaray (TUR) coming in 2nd.
Group C winners are Paris Saint-Germain (FRA) with Olympiacos (GRE) coming in 2nd.
Group D winners are Bayern Munchen (GER) with Manchester City (ENG) coming in 2nd.
Group E winners are Chelsea (ENG) with Schalke 04 (GER) coming in 2nd.
Group F winners are Borussia Dortmund (GER) with Arsenal (ENG) coming in 2nd.
Group G winners are Athletico Madrid (SPA) with Zenit St. Petersburg (RUS) coming in 2nd.
Group H winners are FC Barcelona (SPA) with AC Milan (ITA) coming in 2nd.

The draw for the round of 16 is coming up on Monday. The 1st place team in each group will be placed with a 2nd place team from another group and teams from the same group or same country cannot play each other in the round of 16. For example: Manchester United cannot play Bayer Leverkusen in the round of 16 nor can they play Arsenal or Manchester City. All of these rules go out of the window once the round of 16 is over.

It is sure to be an interesting draw for the round of 16, possibly some huge match ups to rival what we saw with Man Utd and Real Madrid last year as 2 of the top 3 teams in the EPL, Arsenal and Man City finished 2nd. This sets up possible power match ups for those 2 with Spanish Champion Barcelona, German and European champions Bayern Munchen (for Arsenal), French champions PSG, Spanish runner ups and semi finalists in last years Uefa Champions League Real Madrid, and German runner ups and finalists in last years Champions league Borussia Dortmund (for Man City).

Look for an official draw blog on Monday when everything is selected!

Starting 5 of 90's Fictional Kid Athletes

From being a 90s kid all I did growing up was watch sport movies and play Backyard sports video games. Clearly was the best way growing up and wondering now, If you had to make a starting 5 out of the best fictional athletes from the 90s, who would it be any why?

Pablo Sanchez-PG Pablo clearly the best athlete in Backyard Sports knows exactly what he needs to do to help his team win. Yea he is short but is quick, agile and just a freak athlete. As a PG, he will know when to shoot, dish it out and more importantly take over a game if needed.

Air Bud- SG Pure Natural scorer. Didn’t matter where on the court he was, Air Bud was capable of out running the defense and finish. Only way people stopped him was by tackling him. Clearly an awesome shooter and not a ball hog at all.

Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez- SF May be the best athlete of the crew and that’s why he is your Small Forward. Benny is the next Lebron with his size, quickness, agility, and skills. He knows how to make his team better while also improving himself. No doubt would be the Captain of this team and will help lead them to greatness.  Also, only athlete on this team that we actually know went on to become a Professional.

Becky “Ice Box” O’Shea- PF Even though Ice Box wanted to actually act like a girl in the first half against the Cowboys, she wants to be one of the guys. She isn’t afraid to throw her body around and hit someone if needed which is why she would be a perfect post player. Willing to box out, set screens, then come off of the pick and score.

Greg Goldberg- People may say I want Goldberg because he is fat as a Center but he is the ultimate defenseman. Starting out as a goalie and moving to defense in D3, he knows how to protect his net and not let anyone near it. He will be willing to hit some people down low and throw his weight around like he does in D3 against Varsity. Will be able to protect his basket and score every once in a while.

Coach: Gordon Bombay- Mighty Ducks has always been my favorite movie so it only makes sense to make the Coach the one who had a team of nobody’s and turned them into Champions.

Honorable Mentions: The Italians( Kicking and Screaming), Adam Banks (Mighty Ducks), Bash Brothers (Mighty Ducks), Keisha Phillips (Backyard Sports), Kenny Leak (Bad News Bears), Coach Weston (Kicking and Screaming)

Star of the Victoria Fashion Show

Tonight many people watched the Victoria Secret Fashion show and went straight to Facebook or Twitter to give their input on it. From girls saying why can't I be as skinny as them or guys saying they are so hot, everyone flocked to social media myself included. However my posts were not about one of the models, they were about my future wife, Taylor Swift or also to be known as Taylor Kasman. Yea I may be biased a little bit since she is my future wife and all but how could I not. She looked amazing, sang amazing and was able to keep up with some of the hottest girls in the world. Not only was she extraordinary on the runway with the models and angels, she was even asked to be in the picture with all the models at the end. In addition, some of the models lip sang one of Taylor's songs as a viral video. What is their not to love about her? 

Sorry about my bias but you all know it is true, Sorry I have not blogged in a long time but will get back into and here is the star herself. Enjoy.

The Knicks and Rangers - a 1 billion dollar disaster

Obviously it's not Madison Square Garden's fault that the teams inside it are a disaster. But the fact remains that high school level teams would pose a real tough competition for the Knicks and Rangers at the moment. The Knicks fell again tonight 109-94 to the Cavs and the Rangers lost 4-1 to the Predators. Just when things looked like they were turning around for both team (Knicks 2 game winning streak, Rangers a win and a 2-0 lead over the Devils) things have fallen squarely back to earth and both look terrible again. Good thing it's still early in the season!

But seriously, between the Knicks, Rangers, Islanders, Nets, Jets, and Giants right now New York Sports are about as bad as I can ever remember.